Generelt Humor Politik


“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

George Bush Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

George W. Bush Lacrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

“The great thing about america is everybody should vote.”

George W. Bush Austin, Texas, dec. 8, 2000

Need I say more..

“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”

George W. Bush, Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia, I never interviewed her.”

George Bush

“People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I’ll give you an example; I don’t read what’s handed to me. People say, ‘Here, here’s your speech, or here’s an idea for a speech.’ They’re changed. Trust me.”

George Bush Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000

“It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.”

George Bush

“Do you have blacks, too?”

George Bush To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”

George W. Bush, 9/5/93

“If a person doesn’t have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.” -George W. Bush, May 22, 2001

“Marijuana? Cocaine? I’m not going to talk about what I did as a child.”

George Bush

“There’s no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but i’ll never see it.”

George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001

“I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.”

George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

“Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace.”

George Bush Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

George W. Bush

During a tour, [U.S. Lt. Col. William] Miller told Bush that axes used by North Korean soldiers to kill two US servicemen in 1976 were in a “peace museum” just across the border. Shaking his head in disgust, Bush said: “No wonder I think they’re evil.”

George Bush

“I’m the master of low expectations.”

George Bush Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

“They misunderestimated me.”

George Bush Bentonville, ark., nov. 6, 2000

“They have miscalculated me as a leader.”

George Bush Rueters, May 5, 2000

“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican”

George W. Bush

Political Hell


Af Thomas Dyhr

Thomas Dyhr - cand.jur. fra Københavns Universitet 2003 Filosof af natur.. Interesser: politik, skak, qigong, nei kung, tai chi, yi chuan, xin yi, daitoryu aikijujutsu, da chen chuan, litteratur, poesi